Pissing and Farting

1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.

Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.

by SS-man December 25, 2007

fart fever

when you fart uncontrollably and you have a fever. it reeks of stank and fish!!

In a galaxy far away, Sarah had surcumbed to the fart fever and the entire milky way galaxy could smell her delicious farts.

by Nobody1565 June 26, 2007

fart surprise

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.

I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

Fart Bird

When one wakes up to the sound of singing morning FARTS.

My husband woke me up this morning with his Fart Bird

by Nixdixieque March 2, 2009

throat fart

a smelly belch, non-silent type

"Geez, Doc, next time you eat dogshit and let fly a throat fart like that, point your head in another direction!"

by The Evil Boll Weevil October 9, 2008

fart snaffler

A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.

One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.

A fart-sniffer.

That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

tit fart

when a womans tits make a sweaty squelching noise against a mans chest. hard not to lol at.

eg: this girl was giving me a grindjob last night and she made a tit fart against my chest!

by nilall February 28, 2009