fluffy Jesus feeling

A sardonic description of that comforting sense that Jesus approves of you no matter what you do.
I robbed that bank, terrifying the shit out of everyone inside, and then right afterward, a powerful fluffy Jesus feeling washed over me like a river of love.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2019
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flight line jesus

A Command Master Chief in Lemoore, that can make anything happen with a snap of a finger, or stroke of a key board. Who will scour the flight line of VFA communities for talent to bless, always maintains holy water in his office refrigerator.
How did u get orders here? Oh flight line jesus got me here.
by Easyliving February 25, 2023
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Come to Jesus meeting

"Come To Jesus Meeting" "A time when a polite ultimatum is given, generally followed by a less polite ultimatum, then a threat or final option. This is a Texas (or southerner) definition. Usually followed by a parental spanking if issues to a child or an ass kicking if mentioned by a Texan. Other uses include interventions and family/business meetings.
Sir, this is your only option and if you do not want to do this, then you can come down here and we will have a "come to Jesus meeting".
by InkedMayhem November 30, 2016
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Zombie Jesus Day

Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...

Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day! *huggles*
by RhapsodyEternal April 17, 2007
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Sweet Zombie Jesus

An expletive denoting great shock and consternation.

It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."
"Five dollars for the secret antidote?! Sweet Zombie Jesus! This is highway robbery!"
by J.F.K. November 01, 2003
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Jesus Krispies

The second greatest expletive phrase in the world. For those times when "Jesus Christ!" doesn't fit, and "Fuck!" doesn't either.
"Jesus Krispies! That man is lacking an eye and wants to kill me!"
"Well, I guess I'll just hit him with this conveniently nearby silver candleholder."
by Edgar Freemantle March 09, 2010
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Child of Jesus

A person who denies being a Child of God
by TheCrazyLeg March 25, 2018
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