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Pissing and Farting

1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.
Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.
by SS-man December 25, 2007
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Fart Bird

When one wakes up to the sound of singing morning FARTS.
My husband woke me up this morning with his Fart Bird
by Nixdixieque March 2, 2009
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throat fart

a smelly belch, non-silent type
"Geez, Doc, next time you eat dogshit and let fly a throat fart like that, point your head in another direction!"
by The Evil Boll Weevil October 9, 2008
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Stress Fart

An especially long and loud anal eruption of putrid gas, brought on by sudden physical stress, such as bending to lift a heavy object.
My mom was bending over to lift a large sofa, when she suddenly blew a stress fart. I could not believe it, I'd never heard my mom fart before!!
by Kalisiin March 24, 2012
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fart snaffler

A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.

One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.

A fart-sniffer.
That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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tit fart

when a womans tits make a sweaty squelching noise against a mans chest. hard not to lol at.
eg: this girl was giving me a grindjob last night and she made a tit fart against my chest!
by nilall February 28, 2009
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Camel fart

An unfiltered, bare-ass fart; without the normal filtration provided by underwear, boxers, pants, etc.
I jumped out of the shower, and ripped a camel fart before I had a chance to put any clothes on.
by Engr Budgie January 23, 2010
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