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shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008
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Pimp

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Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.
by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022
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Pimp Slap

Noun

1. a type of slapping method that MUST USED the back of the hand.

Verb

2. To slap a bitch or hoe if not giving goods or services.
Krystal was being a hoe, so I pimp slapped her let her understand to give me my money.

My mama gave me a pimp slap and said, “ MAMA AIN'T RAISE NO BITCH”
by Jack the Wise November 22, 2021
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pimp

an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.
my old mate jerry was a pimp and i saw the sneaky bastard taking a fiver out of a 16 yearolds bra!
by fuckor November 1, 2020
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Micro mini pimp

It is a pimp not a assistant pimp but just a pimp that is under 4 foot tall
Man that short ass dude smack the piss out that girl no he ain't short that's he's a micro mini Pimp he pimp smacked her
by $dan2rich March 1, 2021
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The To Pimp A Butterfly Effect

When an album is so widely praised for being perfect in every sense of the word that people can feel afraid to criticize it or even listen to it for fear of disliking it. Also called The Dark Side Of The Moon Effect and The In The Aeroplane Over The Sea Effect.
i hear people raving about to pimp a butterfly all the time but im scared to listen to it. what if i don't like it?

obligatory mention of the to pimp a butterfly effect so this can be submitted
by tacklezzz November 16, 2024
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