After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits
by Colorawdo_crook November 15, 2015
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Get the sperm spitting gutter hoe mug.1) I gave her/him the Rusty Spittoon, which really seemed to make things slide in easier.
2) Without the Rusty Spittoon, I would have felt like my dick stepped into the Majave Desert.
3) Who needs to do use the Rusty Spittoon when you have lube?
2) Without the Rusty Spittoon, I would have felt like my dick stepped into the Majave Desert.
3) Who needs to do use the Rusty Spittoon when you have lube?
by Gabriel The Brave April 30, 2016
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a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of
b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb
a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of
b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb
son: is me cheating on my girlfriendfa with her best female friend while my girl is on vacation with her family, is that considered an Elliot Spitzer stroll, definition b)?
father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)
father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
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John: Hey bro, this girl and I last night tried the Arizona spitfire!
Bill: nice! I bet it was hot!
John: it really was!
Bill: nice! I bet it was hot!
John: it really was!
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