The New Jersey Turnpike Special

When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.

We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.

The New Jersey Turnpike Special by Crotch Kid99877 July 9, 2010

.38 Special 

A horrible band from the 80s that is a super lame spinoff of Lynyrd Skynyrd. They wrote songs about fucking underage girls and being general redneck douchebags. They appealed to hundreds of thousands of dumbass shittards mainly throughout the South. They are mistakenly called Southern Rock by many people, but they are just a worse version of Bad Company, Thin Lizzy and your mom.

"Hay, letz git sum dip n Skoal n Bud Light n than go to tha .38 Special concurt 2nite! We will git us sum yung poontang n have us sum reel redneck fun, Roscoe. YEEEE-HIIIII!!!"

.38 Special by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014

marinara special 

To perform oral sex on a woman during her period

"Man, last night I went back to the crib with Jen and had the marinara special"

"What do you mean its not the right time? I love the marinara special."

marinara special by Jon Crook April 29, 2006

websters special 

Wen ya put ya thumb an ya finger next to it on ya bellend, best wen its wet, then wipe it on someones face or better put it goes up someones noes.

i gave forceit a websters special rite up his noes an he got in a ryt stress wiv mi

websters special by ? ? ? ? ? December 17, 2006

skittles special

When you buy either yourself or a friend a bunch of different flavored condoms.

Person 1: Hey, guess what I got my for my birthday!
Person 2: A skittles special?
Person 1: Yeah! Now I can taste the rainbow!

skittles special by ThatswhatTeddysaid November 10, 2009

Cunningham Special 

When a young man (20-24) starts to get a widows peak. The usually shaves his head to avoid embarrassment.

Usually a stud before the shave, but more studly after.

Wow did your hair start to run from your face. Looks like you're getting that Cunningham Special.

Cunningham Special by thatguyhasone March 24, 2012

boilermaker special 

The act of shitting in a stranger's car and letting it simmer and boil on a hot summer's day

Dude, I was at the mall and watched some dude park his mini cooper and not lock it. Let's just say I gave it the old Boilermaker special

boilermaker special by 69ingpossums August 25, 2015