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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.
by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022
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I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
you know, i will sleep early today
by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023
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sleeped

(verb)

a word used when you don't know how to spell " slept "
I only sleeped for three hours last night!
by Megstersupreme February 9, 2018
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Sleeping bag shuffle

A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 1: where can I get changed?

Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
by Semicolon618 June 26, 2023
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Sleep

sleep yes
by your_brith_giver January 12, 2024
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Sleep

We all could use some sleep
Imma go sleep
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sleep bait

Hey Billy, did you sleep bait last night??

Umm Barbara, I know you did
by Baraba_sleep January 13, 2018
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