quiet night

Basically when you ask someone if they're coming out or online with you and they say they're having one of these. There's no other way to put it; they're masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play some games later on?

Person 2: Nah, I'm having a quiet night tonight.

Person 1: Have fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Who's this retard? May 15, 2016

monkeyphone's retard night

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com

I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!

by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006

Nudge at night

The coolest radio show! Its on 107.3 star FM. it starts at 7:00 weekdays. Takes song requests, gives away prizes, has a round of what is a nudge anyway. The number to call is 888-99-nudge!

radio show nudge nudge at night

by Team Edward since 1901 July 14, 2009

Wild for the night

Gettin pumped for the night! Gonna take it all in. This is my night.

I am wild for the night, like a dog in heat!

by Addy P Squire October 11, 2016

Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up

When my boy Donnie goes to a club in D.C. with no cab money to get home, then has a female that is overweight come pick him up, and drive him home!

Dude, it is 2:45 AM and I am drunk off my ass, it is time for the Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up!

by Gin February 27, 2004

The Night

It's a racial code phrase used as a warning to others.

"You guys, the night is upon us."

by TN07 September 22, 2007

Two night stand

Having a one night stand that is followed by a second night of long sex with the sex partner. After the second night stand, if you recieve no texts or phone calls and you loose all hope of maybe forming a relationship with this person, then you were just a cheap two night stand.

Are Trenna and Craig dating?" "No they fucked twice, but thats it." "Damn, thats a two night stand.

by igrowtrees January 8, 2011