hojkookj

Hojkookj, pronounced hoh, like youre hocking a loogie, kook (kuh) sounds like a cough, and j (juh) so basically like this- huhhhh kuh! Juh.

Means a really stupid person who actually follows parents’ rules of curfew.

Sally is such a hojkookj, she made us all go home right after we called Hank a donut receipt.

by Mostsubbedegg May 19, 2020

Hooker Bath

To cleanse ones body from varying sexual encounters with moist towelettes, baby wipes, washcloths, although many different methods have been used, KFC moist towelettes are most notably used.

Credit to E40 for this one...
"He fuckin', a couple of them niggas' broads
They licked his sweaty balls
These hoes nowadays is dogs, givin' up them drawls
Do anything for the cash

Wipe their coochie off with a napkin and take a HOOKER BATH"

by Benzerb June 16, 2020

Hooked

When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.

So how’d it go with Craig last night?
“ I got totally hooked”

by Hexangell June 28, 2020

hooka-walka

secret slang for the term “fuck trump”.

My grandparents: happy fourth of july! this country is amazing

Me: hooka-walka >:,(

by Elliot Marie July 3, 2020

Hoohoohaha stuff

A person who acts crazy, weird or like a crackhead

This website is on the hoohoohaha stuff for real.

by Binxo the protege July 16, 2020

Hook-up

To make a hook-up, usually involves Ramen with whatever else you have available to make it better... mayo, butter, cheese, peanut butter, chicken... something people do when all they can afford or get is ramen and they want to switch it up so they make a hook-up

Hey, want to try this hook-up i just made. . I cant tell you whats in it but its good. Try it.

by NJ1989MP August 9, 2020

Hook

Penis with an extreme curve.

I got a 10-inch hook that will hit your g-spot like a bullseye !

by CQuuen7 September 12, 2020