Holy Crap

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

by i.poop.in.church.69 May 13, 2018

holy magoly

Is to be very sexy (like a beluga)

Jen: wow! I'm a goalie, and I like geese!

Ben: oh my, you are very holy magoly!

by Simon f March 27, 2017

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Speedrunning High School Of Graphic Communication Arts Is Resident Evil Two

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Speedrunning High School Of Graphic Communication Arts Is Resident Evil Two

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Speedrunning High School Of Graphic Communication Arts Is Resident Evil Two

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Holy Bubbles

A replacement for holy sh** but a kid friendly version when ur not allowed to cuss.

Boy: You passed your exam
Girl: HOLY BUBBLES

by 1Tacocat1 December 16, 2022

Holy Yogurt

A cheap and disgusting yogurt that brings back innocence.

She saw something inappropriate and needs her holy yogurt.

by Whyudothis2me June 14, 2017

The Holy Trinity

The Holy trinity is the combination of all 3 party drugs cocaine ketamine and mdma

1.What are we doing this weekend?

2.Coke ket and m, the Holy trinity

1.fuck me we're in for a heavy one

by AcidTest2003 April 14, 2022

Holy

Of or relating to George Weasley after his ear was magically removed.

"Saintlike," he murmured.
"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"
"Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?"

George's holy joke after his incident

by Mimirenee June 25, 2023