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choke a goat

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smoke a cig, scrofe gofe, choke goat, cheef grit.
When I drink my 40 I like to choke a goat.
by scrackbcrack January 12, 2010
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It is a meaning that refers to someone being caught in the middle of something stupid and or doing that stupid thing.
Your a goat you dumbass! That guy over there is such a goat for telling that fake story.
by Zombiehugger0 March 20, 2015
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When you have a passion for goats and talk about them all the time.
Girl 1: "Damn boi, did you hear about that goat that jumped over 3 dogs?"
Boy 1: "Yeah I did. #goat talk"
by Clarcus June 24, 2018
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get my goat

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A term coined by the Great White American Hunter David Frisbie in reference to his quest to conquer the elusive animal known as the Ibex. Term also refers to a high level of intensity in the gym.
Man , I saw David in the gym yesterday he was "getting that goat"

Get my goat
by Butchkillsit March 31, 2017
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GoatseMobile

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A very sexually appealing automobile, first seen on episode #204 of the snimated television show "Arthur".

This vehicle has the ability to travel at unspeakably slow speeds, the highest of those speeds only being one millimeter per month (1mm/Mn). For this reason, the GoatseMobile is usually only seen in museums...

This vehicle was first manufactured in 1909, and after only making six models, the company went completely bankrupt, because the creation of the driveshaft was inexplicably complicated...The main shaft was made of pure diamond, and contained thirteen different sets of cogs rotating at different speeds and sizes through the center of the shaft, which was what made it drive so slowly...

The company was later restarted in 2006 with a much less complicated design. The vehicles now have a maximum top speed of three billion miles per hour, which is the fastest ever for any vehicle or any other moving object... The company has been doing quite well, and is partnered with GoatFactory's Goat Factory in the Goatse department. The two are both owned by Michael Jackson, and that is where he received his incredible health...
Bob Goatse: My new GoatseMobile is teh shit!

David Blaine: Aww...I only have the 1909 model, it suxxes!

Bob Goatse: HAHAHAHA! LOL! N00B!
by The Incredible Goatse Face September 12, 2007
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goatbi

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"your friends face is very red"
"I'm going to hunt you down"
"goatbi is such a gayby"
"goatbi your friend has a red face"
by thes-loris February 27, 2005
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