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Fake Love 

It’s when people tell you that they love you but cannot show it with their actions. It’s when the love energy from one person to the other is not matched.
Fake love: He/She say I love you with words but what is shown and felt leaves you empty and questioning the person whose actions don’t match their words.
Fake Love by Andynocapp August 27, 2022
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Potty Fake 

When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.
"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."

"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."

"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."
Potty Fake by Hemispherium December 17, 2012

smushing faces 

When you're telling your friends about a time you necked on with a guy/girl but your friends are too immature so you need to use another term.
Yeah well me and Dan were smushing faces
smushing faces by Jdknejwimeb July 31, 2017

Pump-fake 

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum
I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!
Pump-fake by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019

National fake date day

You act as if your a real couple by calling each other cute nicknames, FaceTiming, hugging and maybe even kissing
Did you hear it’s national fake date day?
National fake date day by Lateran -.- September 26, 2021

National Fake Friend Day 

National Fake Friend Day is a day where you post fake friends on November 5th.
“You remember that bitch that snaked me?”
“Yeah”

“She finna get it today
National Fake Friend Day is a day where you post fake friends on November 5th.

Wake and Fake 

The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".
Yo, I'm so high from my wake and fake sesh brahhh
Wake and Fake by DaveD9664 March 30, 2012