Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021

Lumpy dump

Basically a turtle head after eating corn on the cob

Yo that was a lumpy dump. No more corn on the cob please

by Oceandining November 9, 2025

Temp Dumped

A phrase used by someone who can't accept they've been dumped so wrongly assumes it to be temporary.

Alex: Got temp dumped
Everyone: lmfao

by SaidSheCant August 24, 2016

Fire Dump

When you light your shit on fire in the toilet

I just let out a huge shit and lit it on fire, resulting in a fire dump!

by GhastMarine May 26, 2012

dump door

The doors to your butt hole..

I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants

by Shiftylou February 17, 2017

Data Dump

Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.

Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.

Garrett spent the last hour of his shift on a data dump.

by nolandc February 14, 2020

Donald Dump

The 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, who did more harm to the nation and its people than literally anyone else in history.

"The U.S. economy is at an all-time low as a result of Donald Dump's executive orders."

by Fcking_Chuck April 4, 2025