Desktop Hero 

An insult thrown out by trolls to scare the general public of internet users. No one is sure as to its actual meaning, but we know it is something along the lines of being a heroine addict that lives on a desktop.

Guy number one: "Wow, I really hate you"
Guy number two: "Y'all are some desktop hero"
Guy number one: "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! IT MAKES ME RAAAGE ON THE INSIDE"

Desktop Hero by The Isketch User August 29, 2009

desist 

To stop doing something, indefinitely.

Bob got a cease and desist order from Mac Donald's after they discovered he was calling his restaurant's burgers "Big Maks"

desist by Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve November 23, 2013

Desi

Desi is a special girl who won my heart over after ive been heartbroken n torn apart SEVERAL times. Desi is the girl you can rely on in ANY situation, she'll never leave you hanging and always love you at the end of the day. Desi is one in a million.

That girl aint as good as Desi, thas my WIFE.

Desi by GEBGEBXDESI4ETERNITY August 12, 2021

to destroy her 

To bang a woman so hard that you abbliterate everything inside her.

"I don't know if i should do it yet, man."
"Dude... You just need to destroy her already."

to destroy her by that1kid52 January 7, 2014

Lucky Destroyer 

Cocktail.
Recipe:
3 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Diströya Spirits
1/2 Ice Cube

You order a double by indicating you want a whole ice cube. Scale appropriately (e.g., if ordered with two ice cubes, scale by four). Illegal in most states.

First Person: I'll have a Sam Adams and my friend will have a Lucky Destroyer with one ice cube.
Second Person: Ooooh, that sounds interesting, but I want three ice cubes. Why is it called that?
Barman: Because one of you is going to get lucky and the other is going to get destroyed.
Second Person: Well, let's stop after this one drink.
First Person: That was the plan.

Lucky Destroyer by Len Bakerloo March 21, 2017

Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair 

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.

Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!

Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009

desmodontification 

The process of turning into a vampire after being bitten by one.
Derived from 'desmodontinae', the genus of vampire bats.

Thing 1: Hey, did you hear what happened in the latest Twilight book?
Thing 2: Desmodontification.
Thing 1: For shiz.

desmodontification by vd1188 September 23, 2009