desmodontification

The process of turning into a vampire after being bitten by one.
Derived from 'desmodontinae', the genus of vampire bats.

Thing 1: Hey, did you hear what happened in the latest Twilight book?
Thing 2: Desmodontification.
Thing 1: For shiz.

by vd1188 September 23, 2009

Pseudo rocker

1. Any person who thinks rock is all about wearing tacky t-shirts, growing their hair and wearing studded bracelets.

2. Someone who headbangs to Linkin Park and other related bands.

"The club I frequent is full of pseudo rockers."

by vd1188 December 15, 2007