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De-college-a-find-ed

A facebook phenomenon where college bound high school students change their facebook names so that colleges where they have applied to will not be able to correctly find or identify them, subsequently avoiding any chances of the interception of innapropriate behavior/pictures/conversations which may make a college defer the individuals application.
Mindy: Hey man I looked for you on Facebook last night but I couldn't find you..

Dirk: Oh yeah I de-college-a-find-ed myself cause I just sent in all my applications and I didn't want them finding the pictures from Wednesday night.

Mindy: Yea... I guess doing a goat and then posting up the pictures tagged as your baaaahhh-yfriend IS pretty fucked up.
by SlappyKielbasa January 13, 2010
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National Junior College

KNN school is trash, everywhere has a leaky roof, stand under shelter still can get wet. We have questionable canteen food that is meh, teachers are great but some are quite condescending. Usually people go NJC because HCI or NYJC rejected them besides that, no one really knew this school existed. Also we have 2 college anthem for some reason
Bob : Which JC you go ?

James : National Junior College lor

Bob: What school is that ?
by ImVeryToxic August 15, 2021
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Give It The Ol' College Try

To join up with some friends, get some cheap beer, order a pizza, and forget about tomorrow.



Compliments of Bill Watterson
YOU- "Whatta we doing this weekend?"

FRIEND- "We'll give it the ol' college try."
by Enzo Ferrelli February 28, 2005
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Saint Ignatius College Prep

A Catholic school in San Francisco, CA full of sporty white people who wear paper-thin leggings and Ugg boots every day. They never built a band room in the over 100 years it's been around. It has good academics, and PE is the hardest class most students will ever take.

They are proud of how diverse they are: 35% of students aren't white.

They have batting cages, 2 fields, about 5 tennis courts, a track, and a bunch of sporty stuff. When they hold masses, about half the student body is fried with weed, making the school a notorious Rastafarian hotspot.

SI has a rivalry with Sacred Heart Cathedral Prep, where they pass a trophy called the Bruce-Mahoney. They compete in football, basketball, and baseball. The winner takes home the trophy. The pep band is obliged to play for both schools at these events.

While most SI students are close to unaware that they have a band and orchestra, their chorus is a world-touring, prize-winning enterprise, and their musical is very good and sells out every year.

Most students have strong opinions about Justin Bieber and like either Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, or Harry Potter. There are more unicorns than zombies, cowmen than farmers, democrats than republican, and Don't cares than pirates and ninjas. Facebook is the most popular website, and Mr. Lorentz' is the easiest religion class. Latin is the most boysterous language class, and either Spanish or French is the most popular.
Kid at mall #1:"Hey look, a kid in a polo, leggings, and uggs."
Kid at mall #2:"Must be from Saint Ignatius college prep."
SI Kid: *ignores the riffraff*
by Itachi-San May 4, 2011
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Rowan County Early College

Rowan County Early College aka RCECE, is a school that offers college classes and leads kids into depression. Its a school of multi diversity people yet racist kids. This school contains more hoes then you can imagine its a school where friends date your ex's and you pretend its normal. Nothing but bitches and stress up in here and not to mention some of the teachers well most of the teachers here don't know how to teach... Also skipping? thats all kids do here they skip to get high. Did I forget to mention this school is not smart there are a lot of stupid people here.
Want to go to Rowan County Early College (RCEC) ? Nah man there's to many hoes there gotta stay away from there.

Rowan County Early college is a school of fuck ups.
by ih8youuu2much April 3, 2019
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Helpful College Grad Cards

Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.
Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?

Donna: Let me see those cards.

(Looks at the college grad cards)

Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...

Brad: What are instructions?

Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...
by Ginja Spixes August 31, 2011
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Art Center College of Design

Commonly known as Art Center. The college located in Pasadena, California has the largest group of depressed and sleep deprived art students. This institution is known for its high-tuition(still rising), non-existent student/faculty health insurance and anti-union practices.
Christophe: I work at Art Center College of Design!
Adam: Oh no! Hope you get better soon!
by Random Chinese Scholar October 18, 2023
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