mass produced monkeys that have no intelligence higher than room temperature. have no social cues or clue as to what manners are. loud obnoxious viles of waste.
EVERYTIME, I hold the door for the other person but when its a dumb spic they want to act entitled like a crud monkey.
by HEHU*H June 14, 2021
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"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."
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