Why are firetrucks red?

Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.

Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?

by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020

ud in yellow and red background

The computer art for Urban Dictionary, not really art though, so... Urban Dictionary, if you're seeing this, please turn it to something else. 🤣🤣🤣

Guy: Pls change the art from ud in yellow and red background.

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

are my eyes red

Something freshman's say when they're high. Or they're on something that would intoxicate them and make their eyes red. For example DAT ZAZA!!!

(X went to the bathroom for 15 minutes and x comes out)
X: “yo bro are my eyes red”
Y: “nah your good”

by Hahahahah473 September 19, 2023

Big red Pole

A red plastic tube used for Threatening co-workers. ALso, see Shortshword.

Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my Big Red Pole."

by Jason December 2, 2004

Red-netics

Redneck genetics; characteristics on a redneck that descend through the family tree and inherited by the offspring of rednecks.

Reba and her sister, Dalene, both have very distintive red-netics as demonstrated by their missing teeth. Their mother has missing teeth, too. As did their grand-mammy, Bertha.

by Jermaine Hopkins December 17, 2007

skank red

A bold blood red, attractive, but shallow in nature.

The stripper that came in had skank red hair, and a body to die for.

by Rick-the-boldest March 27, 2008

Red Roller

noun- male who prefers to only sleep with females during "that time of the month"

Dude 1: Hey, Jenny's got her period, so it's a no go
Dude 2: What's her number?
Dude 1: Are you a fucking red roller?
Dude 2: (awkward silence)

by tuna y red July 3, 2009