zoomdick

It is when a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and exposes himself to masturbate.

During the video call, he exposed his zoomdick.

by KaraM96 October 19, 2020

Zoomergency

Zoomergency: That moment in time, usually approximately five minutes before your meeting, that you realize you have a Zoom meeting and you're still in your pajamas and have bed head.

YIKES, Zoomergency!! I have a Zoom meeting with my boss, Miriam, in five minutes and my hair is a mess.

What's wrong with Mariam, she just ran out of here like a maniac. She was salty. It must be a Zoomergency, did you see her hair?

I just got back from a Zoomergency. I forgot all about my 9am meeting with Smexy.

by Del Ritchie October 29, 2020

zoom pause

The silence that occurs on a zoom meeting when someone asks a question, and the online delay makes the responder stop for anywhere between 2-10 seconds before answering.

Creates great awkward tension because the asker doesn’t know if the other person didn’t hear the question or just doesn’t want to answer.

Teacher: Danny, what is 2 + 5?
...
......
..........
Teacher: Danny did y—
Danny: SEVEN
Everyone else: Laughing silently because of the Zoom Pause

by HazMatt2020 December 11, 2020

Zoom Suicide Roulette

When the teacher puts you in a breakout room with your homies, each one of you takes turns showing your dick on the zoom call and rotate every 30 seconds until the teacher joins your breakout room. Whoever has their dick showing when the teacher arrives is the loser.

"hey sam I didn´t see you at school today, what happened?"
"I got kicked out for playing Zoom Suicide Roulette"
"what a legend"

by WW2Porn February 25, 2021

zoomer boomer

A zoomer that has gone so far back in technological time that they have the identical technological prowess as the generation they are usually wasting their time trying to make fun of.

"Joe is a complete idiot, he just asked me how to install firefox on his laptop."

"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."

by trollerroller February 4, 2022

zoom zoom

normally used to gain attention in relation to a "peeking" behaivour

*peeks around a corner:* "zoom zoom."

People say: "Hello (Name)"

by Vivien_Hardgas February 19, 2022

Shit-zoom

A manic run taken by a cat after taking a shit- Cats who do this usually do not cover their shit, and are running because they desperately want to get away from the smell.

My cat takes a shit-zoom at least twice a day, and wafts the smell all over the house in doing it.

by freedomofoppression May 26, 2017