zonk

to fall asleep

Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.

by earl_sweatervest October 1, 2020

Zonkler

Someone that means the world to you, someone you’d do anything for because you love them so much. This person has the power to change your mood in the matter of seconds just by a few words.

You were my zonkler and I miss you

by Ahoy me noy October 9, 2020

Zonkd

One step above being stuck when you are smoking weed.

I am above stuck I'm zonkd

by Smokesalot4312 October 18, 2020

Zonky

A midwestern slang term synonymous with heavy.

"Jeez bud, I had a lil lift last night... holy shit she was so zonky"

by zqne November 5, 2020

Zonked

Being "zonked" is the feeling one gets after smoking a large amount of marijuana just before they green out. See "green out" for more information.

"Bro I was so Zonked last night the walls started singing to me"

by GirthQuake Jake November 11, 2020

zontoxin

An offensive slur for an Italian.

This man here is a Zontoxin, he likes pasta

by Zontoxin November 22, 2020

Zonked

When you take to many edibles,or smoke too much shader. And forget several hours at a time.

Man I was totally zonked today.

by Tonyblueyes December 19, 2020