jennifer zimmerman

Jennifer Zimmerman is a prescription drugs addict. She is also selfish and highly self obsorbed. She abandons her family and takes off to live in a van and spreads her herpes and other STDs across California, Oregon and Washington to unsuspecting male victims.

Jennifer Zimmerman is a walking pharmacy.

by SpiderSquasher October 10, 2018

George Zimmer

President and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse, this man has a reputation of breaking into the rooms of very attractive woman and raping them with his giant penis. He is a man amongst men, living everyman's dream.

Hi, I'm George Zimmer, President and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. I was taking an evening stroll down the street and saw your mother walking towards me. My beef hammer called for sweet relief and strianed against the zipper of my pants. I could not take this punisment any longer. So I swung my monolithic man meat God bestowed upon me and knocked her into a dumpster in a nearby alley. I then proceeded to ram my extra large man salami into her tight hole. Her unwilling moist lips could not take the punishment my thirty pound man hammer did upon her. After shooting my special blend of polonious nut naplam flavored butter, I used my extra large wrecking balls to smash a hole into the wall of a building and escaped into the night. I gaurntee it.

by TKFox007 July 26, 2008

cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

by alienman September 6, 2013

Zimnamical

(ZIM-NAM-ICAL) Are you ever trying to convince your friend of how awesome they are but awesome or epic just doesn’t seem to cut it? Well zimnamical means more than epic. Someone who is zimnamical is the best person ever. You would most likely call your best friend zimnamical.

Girl 1: I wish I was as awesome as you...

Girl 2: ehh yeah I may be awesome but you’re zimnamical!

Girl 1: awe really? You’re zimnamical too!
Girl 2: we can be the most zimnamical people in the world together!

by Weird shaped potato January 9, 2019

Zimbardo

The zimbardo is an intense form of sexual pleasure, commonly called a sexual position, that requires a high level of skill and extreme hand eye coordination. There are two parties required, one submissive party, generally lying on the floor with their rear end in the air, and the active party, the zimbardo. The zimbardo is typically a male with a fully erect penis, and they begin 10-15 feet behind the submissive party and proceed to run at full speed while T-Posing and align their penis with either the vagina or the anus, and then they take the leap, landing themselves in the reverse missionary position, front in back, where they may then proceed to fornicate.

I spent all last night practicing my zimbardo on her and damn was it fun.

by hackermanb0b November 19, 2019

Zimbabwean Wallet

An unkown relic, never seen in the light of day.

Wow Ntokozo, what is that? Cannot be a zimbabwean wallet, can it?

by Sherbert Hernandez February 12, 2020

Ziming

Ziming is a very kind person. It is more commonly used as a male name. He is normally good at Chinese and treats his parents right. You can always trust a Ziming. If you are friends with a Ziming, you will always laugh while around them, they also tend to swear quite a bit.

Person 1: Is that Ziming?

Person 2: Yea, how did you know?

Person 1: He made me laugh a lot.

by Thefunnybunny February 16, 2022