Yoni

Yoni is the absolute best guy you'll ever meet. I swear that I became a happier person with yoni in my life. He is the epitome of loyalty and kindness. He's never hurt anybody nice on purpose. He's such a deep caring, kindhearted person. If you don't have a yoni in your life right now, go get yourself one. I'm telling you, it will change your life for the better. Everyone needs a yoni in their life.

"Damn bro my life is so sucky at the moment."

"Oh yeah? Get yourself a Yoni."

by Zazzy030 May 8, 2022

yontsu

Acronym for You Only Need To Shut Up
It refers to everyone saying 'YOLO'
Someone got real pissed of of everyone saying yolo and came up with Yontsu

Some Guy:YOLO
Me:YONTSU

by HackerGuy November 6, 2013

yoni egg

Yoni eggs are the eggs of yoni. he produces little racist babies that peak in highschool and end up 30, bald, fat and reddittors. They are usually Hanime fans with no life who post furry porn and own a fursuit. Literally the bottom of the human race. Considering these are the kids of Yoni who is a puss magnet, it is extremely confusing. (not to be confused with the other yoni eggs)

i hate Timmy, that guy must have been a yoni egg

by Nutsack76 March 23, 2022

yoni eggs

Yoni eggs refer to the process of stretching and strengthening the vagina muscles similar to kegel exercises. Chakrava.com first created the yoni eggs

Yoni eggs can help stretch and help the vagina and can be found at chakrava.com

by Yonicreation November 17, 2019

Yonathan

They are total dicks and are really fucking racist

Hey Yonathan why I are you so fucking annoying you piece of shit

by momoiscomingtoeaturdick April 9, 2019

yoni

the biggest pimp on the west coast who goes to MV

Look at him, what's his name? Yoni.
Yoni? well then he's gonna have to have my yoni.

by undefined January 5, 2005

yanity

1. It's not just a guarantee. It's a yanity.

2. The greatest history teacher to ever walk the earth
3. Someone who mummifies chickens
4. Someone suspected of being the second coming of Jesus

I yanity you there will be no school tomorrow.
"Who do you have for history?" "Yanity" "Me too!" "Yeah, we're getting A's this semester."

"What is he doing with that chicken?" "He's being a Yanity"
"Fuck, I forgot to do the history homework." "Nah, I yanity that Yanity won't collect it."

by yanity>steppling February 13, 2014