Dirty Yank

Defacating into one’s own hand before jerking himself off, using said defecation as lubricant.

‘I heard Jerry gave himself a dirty yank last night and that’s why he has pink eye.’

by Glizzo8008 October 11, 2023

yanking the can

Beating your meat

Jimmy 1 I was yaking the can so hard last night

Shelly why are u tell me about u yanking the can beating ur meat{

by Goatboijay June 8, 2018

Yank one

To slimply hit something very very hard!

Hey sydney yank one

by Sydney parker March 4, 2019

Hit the yank

To jack off/ jerk off/ masturbate.

"Don't go in my room unless you're tryna watch me hit the yank ".

by DaddyMakarov2011 March 30, 2023

Yorktown Yank

You tie a long piece of rope (preferably 40+ feet) to your penis and tie the other end to the collar of your dog. You then grab a bone, stick, ball etc, go out in to an open field and throw it as far as you can.
Have your dog sprint after the bone, stick, ball and right before the rope straightens jump as high as you can into the air.

Cletus and I took old Misty out in the field and did the Yorktown yank the other day. My dick fell off.

by Meerkat79 March 29, 2017

Yank ass

Highly Skilled or Lucky move to win at a contest / game. Able to pull off an action purely by luck.

Did you see him pull that yank ass technique in World of Warcraft? I was sure he was gonna die!

by Rhimjob February 5, 2010

Yank Moment

A flash of accidental momentary stupidity, forgetfulness, arrogance or ignorance. Normally meant as an attack against Yanks (Americans) aswell. Sometimes refered to as a "Yankee Moment". It is often refered to as a Canadian Slang term of a "Blonde Moment", except a Blonde Moment only means stupidity, not rudeness.

Jim: "Did you hear about the protest in Toronto?"
John: "....Pardon me? Sorry, I was having a Yank Moment."

by Mister A. C. Canada September 13, 2008