1. I word used as a place holder for another word that you are contractually not allowed to say to another.
2. A place holder for a word referring to a pair of homosexuals/ possible homosexuals.
2. A place holder for a word referring to a pair of homosexuals/ possible homosexuals.
1. Guy 1: you know Ethan is looking like a wonk
Guy 2: you mean a picrew character?
2. Guy 1: *sees two men* *wispers* these two were a little too straight so I added a bit of ✨wonk✨
The two men: *start making out*
Guy 1: magical
Guy 2: you mean a picrew character?
2. Guy 1: *sees two men* *wispers* these two were a little too straight so I added a bit of ✨wonk✨
The two men: *start making out*
Guy 1: magical
by Confused Conundrum October 9, 2021
Get the Wonkmug. by M North May 20, 2021
Get the wonksmug. 
Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.
Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"
by Dav131 December 2, 2014
Get the Wonkmug. by Crunchy Munchy April 24, 2021
Get the WONKmug. The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.
1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece
2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times
2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times
by Purple Squishy April 5, 2023
Get the Wonkmug. by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025
Get the wonk honkmug.