Wonk

Wonk is a slang word
Wining,wonking,wonker
Friend:Where’s Shawn
Ducky:He’s having a wonk
by SM2187 March 07, 2023
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wonks

When you feel a bit wonky. Feeling tired, lethargic, but also a bit crazy and delusional.
I'm sorry babe I can't cook dinner tonight I have the wonks.
by M North May 20, 2021
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Wonk

Lame, stupid, pathetic, not cool. The opposite of "Chill".
Z: Did you see that? That's way wonk.
G: I know, dude. So not chill!
by iiiggg1 November 27, 2014
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Wonk

The word was used - strictly as a verb - at Harvard in the 1950s, to mean "hunker down for some serious studying," as in "I can't go out tonight. I have to wonk for my chem exam." The folk etymology was that it was KNOW spelled backwards, though how that led to the new meaning was cloudy at best. Though I never encountered it as a noun, I suppose people who did it could have been called wonkers.
I have to wonk for an exam.
by AlumAnon December 31, 2016
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Wonk

The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.
1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece

2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times
by Purple Squishy April 06, 2023
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Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!
Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy
by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024
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mad wonk

adjective

1.
extremely strange or weird

2.
uncomfortable
Person 1 : Yo you see his fit?

Person 2 : Yea its mad wonk

Person 1 : fr fr
by madwonker November 01, 2021
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