Musketeer Withdrawals

When you suffer withdrawals from not seeing your core group of friends often enough.

I haven’t seen my friends since Saturday; I’ve got musketeer Withdrawals.

by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018

Bob withdrawal

The yearning for normalcy that only a guy named Bob can provide. In a world filled with violence, extremes, political agendas and endless drama a friend named Bob will always remind you that ho hum ain't so bad after all.

Between CNBC and Fox news I don't know what's real and what's not! I'm feeling "Bob withdrawal" coming on.

by NN Ameba February 9, 2019

Whip Withdrawals

When someone's personal vehicle is taken away due to an accident or some other means and they are unable to drive it.

My car is in the shop and I'm having whip withdrawals man...

by Big Hustle June 2, 2018

Whip Withdrawals

When someone loses their personal vehicle and is unable to drive it.

My car is in the shop and I'm having whip withdrawals.

by Big Hustle June 2, 2018

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022

withdrawal

A feeling and symptom of missing somebody’s company. Particularly some one who you have been around for long periods of time. You may wake up to feel numb, have endless thoughts of them, replay memories, and possibly feel extremely anxious. If not treated by seeing that person again immediately it could cause you to go crazy.

ton: i miss you!
laura: but are you having withdrawals?

by Heybae12763 April 24, 2022