windblow

A derogatory term essentially meaning nothing; but is still considered offensive. Rudy called me this.

"You'd better hitch a ride back home, bitch! Callin' me ...windblow. Look who's the windblow now."

by Mr. Windblow July 15, 2006

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Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

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windy tornado

when your performing a missionary position , and a girl performs a bowel movement on your penis , which then makes everything very awkward.

trevor:man i was railing this chick in a field last night in the missianary position and the chick blew the madest windy tornado on me.
tyler:dude that's weak , windy tornados are grody .

by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007

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Windy Trail

To have another person blow upon your pubic hair.
A modification of this is called a gooseberry falls.

Wow, that windy trail sure hit the spot.

by Ryan Mcshizzle May 9, 2005

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windolt

A Windows user who is convinced that because the OS they use is clunky, prone to crashing, requires set up wizards and a 3 button mouse to operate that it somehow makes them smarter.

windolt: Macs suck. They only have one button on the mouse!!!

mactard: Ummm.. we really don't need more than one.

windolt: Ha! Mine has three! It's harder to use!. I must be smarter!

mactard: Umm.. yeah. The set up wizard just crashed your computer, you fucking windolt.

by J. McClure December 31, 2008

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