Whack-a Mack-a Ronie

When something happens that is lit, whack, and also a little bit sad.

"Yo Chad just jumped off a cliff!"
"Damn, that was Whack-a Mack-a Ronie"

by DaSoup September 14, 2019

Cheese Whack

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.

Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.

by Lord Football April 4, 2005

Weed Whacking

(Verb) the act of jacking off high

Nothing exciting was going on Saturday so I spent all night weed whacking.

by Sky Fire January 11, 2019

cry whacker

n. A person who furiously beats the sausage while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic their life is and how no one will ever want them or love them or touch their insanely small penis.

"Goyney is a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."

by Lunchbox April 26, 2005

Bush Whacked

What has happened to this country, encompassing the past eight years.

W has Bush Whacked the economy, military, etc.

by rekoem February 12, 2009

beaver whack

This is much like the infamous "punch buggy." When you see a car with wood paneling, you turn to your nearest friend, smack them, and exclaim, "Beaver Whack! No Beaver Whack back!"

They need to stop making cars with wood paneling. Your beaver whacks hurt!

by Nichole! June 25, 2008

crack is whack

The interview was with Diane Sawyer on Primetime, not Barbara Walters. Please correct.

The interview that included the phrase "crack is whack" was with Diane Sawyer on Primetime, not Barbara Walters. Please correct.

by Joseph Brant August 24, 2007