shit's weak

Meaning "shit is weak", this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.

Examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:

Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."

You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."

You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."

by ‽‽‽ December 5, 2010

weak minded beta male pussy

Elijah Jinx. Caleb Butler. Someone who has little brain power to form simple thought's has nothing between their legs. Too weak to bench 135 someone who sucks more dick than their own mother

Fuckers

Oh you weak minded beta male pussy I can't believe you did that

by Zachmotherfuckingdoyle December 22, 2016

Whakapuss

wha-kah-pas
The Luso-Canadian (Portuguese-Canadian) word for octopus. Should be served with a little bit of wine, garlic, and things like that. Apparently it is so good, it would cause the moon orbiting Earth, to break its trajectory and come crashing down.
Another variation on the spelling is Cacapose

Yesturday I told your Mother, When are you going to eat WHAKAPUSS

I want some Whakapuss, thats stuff's good

by M.ALVES April 4, 2009

Wheater

Originally coined by some idiot who kept saying it in chat. Originally meant nothing. Now it is a word used to get the other person (typically a streamer) to say the word back without knowing its part of the game.

Person in chat: wheater
Streamer: What the fuck is wheater?

by 2fat2ghey May 8, 2023

weak bitch

someone who talks shit, but only from 10 or more feet away

Dude talked a lot of shit, but from across the parking lot... he's a weak bitch

by KerryKong January 22, 2010

cream of wheat

best boxed food product of all time. The box also sports the image of a sexy chef dude, who is believed to be the husband of Aunt Jamima

I'm gonna go eat some cream of wheet

by Joe February 12, 2003

weak text game

this can very. examples include

•being short ("k" "lol" "ya")
• taking FOREVER TO RESPOND

• not carrying a conversation

Shawty bad but she got weak text game .

by yodeling.mitocondria March 29, 2017