Western Springs

A town in the western suburbs of chicago in which kids branch out to either hinsdale or lagrange because there is nothing to do in that town besides eat at one semi shitty restaurant. Kids here are mostly very sheltered and dont know shit about whats going on outside of the town. there is never anything exciting in this town its an all around boring place filled with rich people with nothing to do but spend there money at snackerz

"hey lets go to snackerz" kid number 1
"no" kid number 2
"what else are we gonna do we r in western springs" kid number 1
"we can kill ourselves" kid number 2
"good idea" kid number 1

by Chf walumpompac January 5, 2009

western woman

Western women (plural)

A western woman is a woman who is difficult and stressful. She also hates how Asian women are often happy being subservient to men.

Western Woman is the arch-enemy of Charisma Man and sees the geek inside of him.

Uh oh, here comes a western woman. I hope she doesn't speak Japanese or my date is ruined.

I'm tired of western women. They are just too much work.

by Jorden K L December 17, 2006

Welter Williams Scale

A new advance scale of rating individuals based on looks. Broken down by three zones. From the top of the head to shoulder is zone one. From the shoulders to the hips zone 2 and from the hips to feet zone 3. Each scale ranges from 1 to 6. The score is is not added together but just kept in order. A triple 3 or 333 is consider a 3 in zone A, 3 in zone B and 3 in zone c. This scale was developed and tested in San Antonio, TX.

The scale's name came from the makers of the scale, Ric Welter and Nicholaus Williams.

Unbelievable, using the Welter Williams Scale, we just passed by a triple 6. Naw, she was more like a 566 due to the dirty teeth.

The girl I saw yesturday had a decent face, great breast but had kankles so I gave her a 352. What is a 352, wait you don't know about the Welter Williams scale?

by NSW1979 February 17, 2010

Big Western

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she starts ripping your pubes out with her teeth and eating them

she was all going down on me and shit and all of a sudden pulled a big western on me, i cried for 2 days.

by Hddog August 17, 2011

Western

Western. To have a bad day or a bad experience.
Originated from western supermare, to have a western

Oli. Just drop his phone and broke it.
Max. You are having a western mate!
Oli. Yer big western!

by Ed smythe February 25, 2011

Cheesey Weezer

You are jacking off while your girl is asleep. As soon as she hits R.E.M.sleep and starts to snore you jam your rod down her throat and cheese off she then wakes up weezing.Some definitions include a donkey punch and forcing the weezer to make them a grilled cheese sandwhich. Also known as cheezing the Breather or gargling the cheddar.

Dude, I came home from work last night and saw the delivery boy giving my wife a Cheesey Weezer.

by Frankie Satin March 12, 2008

Spaghetti Western

A cowboy movie made by Italian producers and directors

He has a very large collection of information on every Spaghetti Western produced.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2007