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weaver diva

A loud, annoying, usually female yoghurt weaver. Characterised by ethnic clothes, weird diet and ill behaved children. May also smell funny and drink organic banana beer at the Gregson
Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.
by nick October 5, 2005
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Scarf-wearer

From unnecessary scarf wearer. This is a person of western background, usually Caucasian, found in Cairo, Egypt. Not all westerners in Cairo are scarf-wearers: scarf-wearers are people who work for NGOs or similar, and are studying Arabic. The term stems from their ubiquitous habit of draping at least one scarf bought from Khan el Khalili, the old market, around themselves in an effort to appear "ethnic" and in their fervour to kowtow to what they believe are Egyptian norms. In reality, they end up dressed more modestly than the weather or the culture necessitates. Female scarf-wearers will also love long flowing skirts and dresses with no particular shape, birkenstocks or leather Jesus sandals, stringy jewellery, and will wear no makeup. Their hair will also be uncared for. Inevitably they will have a massive bag with them made of hemp or bedouin cloth. Male scarf-wearers will have ill-fitting trousers also made of hemp, scraggly t-shirts or "ethnic" shirts bought from Khan el Khalili, and the most radical practitioners may have a Palestinian kuffiya draped around their necks. They will have longish unkempt hair and beards. All of these people will have an Arabic textbook on their person.
Scarf-wearers will divide their time between "real" parts of Cairo, looking around and doing good works and buying ironic things, Dahab, where they will smoke up on cushions by the Red Sea, and going to nice bars and parties in Cairo with Egyptian guys who want to have sex with them. Whenever possible they will eat Egyptian street food, really courting disaster. After around a year spent in Egypt, they usually return to wearing the appropriate amount of scarves and real trousers and doing something with their hair.
Girl: Have you met your new American co-worker yet?
NGO chick: Yeah, she eats foul and taamiya every day. I haven't seen her arms yet even though it is August. She's a hardcore scarf-wearer.
by forsoothsayer January 1, 2009
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noun - Asshat seen on fark.com
Weaver95 is busy reading other people's emails at his job in the tech area of a Fortune 500 company. He cannot be outsourced because he reads other people's emails.
by Moran March 23, 2005
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Anna Weaver

Most amazing girl ever. Plays the flute like an angel fallen from heaven and is just plain awesome. Every girl wants to be Anna Weaver and every guy wants Anna Weaver. She is super sexy and has fantastic hair.
Hot damn, see at that girl? She is so sexy, she must be an Anna Weaver. OR:

Guy 1: Hey, check out THAT hot piece of meat
Guy 2: Daaaamn, she is an Anna Weaver
by iloveband June 1, 2010
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Chillin' with the Weasel

Staying home and resting one's cock for the night.
Hey Holmes, where is yo brotha? He's at home chillin' with the weasel because he's been gettin' a bunch of strange pussy night after night.
by PC Holmes March 25, 2009
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Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.
Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.
by disneysucks September 3, 2008
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Basement Weasel

a secluded and introverted person with few social skills who hangs around in the basement of either their house or schools.

plural: basement weasels

a group or congregation of said individuals. usually only friends through magic cards or dungeons and dragons.
those damn basement weasels smell funny, and they're blocking the hall to the drama room.
by emily adams September 4, 2006
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