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Monta Vista High School

A school dominated by Asians, both smart, dumb, and in between, where parents murder you for grades, where tests are a huge huge huge huge huge part of your grade, and also projects, where the Juniors are the dominating class, where there are a couple hundred clubs, interesting schedules, an odd mix of personalities and nasty attitudes, a place where you will get back stabbed for the hopes of getting a good grade, and where the Matadors live.

It's located in Cupertino, California, Fremont District.
Oh and our football team sucks.
And it's not Monte. It's Monta. Dunno why.
@Monta Vista High School
Kim: CRAP I GOT A A-. IMMA DIE.
Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME? I GOT A 98%! MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD I DIDN'T GET A 100%!

Girl 1: Like, god, that Guy1 is hot! You should date him!
Girl 2: Nah, I rather like that Guy2. But Guy3 likes me too. Phooey.
by Durhurthe Great. October 26, 2010
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monta vista

1.A place where everyone is asian, and wears Abercrombie. There is a small group of emo kids mixed in there. Other then that, nada. Or whatever the Chinese word for nothing is. There are about three fat people, and everyone else weighs all of six pounds.

None of the guys there have ever heard of zit cream, I swear.

2. A high school where everyone has a GPA of 5.0. If one of them gets anything less than an A, they'll slit their wrists. Seriously, It's happened.

3. Land of the Miniskirts. There is no dress code. You could come to school wearing nothing but stickers on your nipples and not get in trouble.

4. Home of the Matadors. Yes, we are the bull killers who get killed by bulls, and dress up in sparkly clothing. Why couldn't we be something less embarassing, like the Monta Vista.. Moose?

5. Everyone there is either over six feet or under five. Makes being five'seven" hard.
1. "Hey, dude, check out that girl in the Abercrombie shirt!" "Which one?"

2. Kamar got a 99 on his test, so the janitor had to clean up his blood from the bathroom floor.

3. You could go to school naked and you wouldn't get in trouble.

4. Why are we the Matadors? Bull fights are illegal

5. When you can't tell a senior from a freshman, you know you're at Monta Vista High School.
by blu_iz_mi_color September 16, 2008
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