Vanilla-Face

Used to describe the colour of ones skin. A term often used by horny Kazakhstan men.

"What's up with it, vanilla-face?"

by A small girl used for labour September 17, 2011

Vanilla Bean

when a person is half mexican half white. thus called a Vanilla Bean

"i'm a white cracker what are you?"

"i'm a Vanilla Bean!"

by S..R..H.. November 7, 2009

vanilla bachelor

Generally a large white male who seeks to have sexual relations with drunk women under the pretext that he is a large black male. He generally acquires his clothing of seduction from Hugo Boss. When addressing vanilla bachelor, he will never accept the fact that he is vanilla bachelor, considering he is single and has no children.

Antonym: chocolate daddy.

What's up my vanilla bachelor!?

Hey, have you guys seen vanilla bachelor?
No, what does he look like?
Oh, he's a large white male with no dependents.

by jigajigajoo October 10, 2011

Vanilla gorilla

A huge white dude either muscly or fat and it is a compliment

My cousin Brad is a vanilla gorilla he could tear you a new asshole

by BIGBLACKNIGGABALLSHD69 August 21, 2020

vanilla bear

A white person from whom you receive a bear hug from could be described as your vanilla bear

Here comes your vanilla bear

by o.c. spanky September 25, 2006

Vanilla Salt

Slang for Mayonnaise.

(Vanilla Salt, a household condiment, that is made out of vegetable oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.)

Mike squeezed the Vanilla Salt about three inches over his bread. It looked like the white hoods of Klansmen. Stilt tho...

by TheJackOfSpoons February 9, 2006

Vail Resorts Gift

A piece of shit that is completely worthless and noboby actually wants. Before distribution, they stamp their logo all over it so nobody can mistake it for actual garbage.

Man this buff is a sweet Vail Resorts Gift.

by Robert Katz December 12, 2007