Uni

Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time

Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.

persin1: perfect.

by Milton_hater December 24, 2021

UNI

UNI stands for “unneeded information”

“What Lucas had told me was just UNI.”

by Alec_Buts April 19, 2022

Give'm the Uni.

An improvised percussive attitude reconfiguration, delivered cranially via any scrap segment of UniStrut between 22 and 36" in length.

"He was late three times this week and didn't bring coffee for the crew? Says here in Section 12, Subsection 11.2 of the Foreman's Manual of Standard Site Procedures: "That's it, give'm the Uni."

by N0m-d3-Plum3 January 25, 2022

Uni

That one person's online nickname who always makes them selves seem extremely stupid. They somehow forget both how English works and basic logic simultaneously.

That person is such an Uni, they said the revolutionary war was in 1920!

by OmleQ July 18, 2021

Uni

Cool confident and caring
Single (Most of the time)
To love block games

You're looking very much ,like a Uni today

by Uni (Wes) February 18, 2022

Matt Uni

A royal blooded and handsome lad, with a very charismatic and jestic character, a chick magnet indeed, loves dogs and loves girls so much

I remeber Matt Uni, he is indeed a stunner

by Matt Uni June 7, 2021

typhoony uni

The residue left on a person's face after man having anal sex with said person pulls out and wipes genitals on person's brow

Matt laughed hysterically after giving Anna a degrading typhoony uni

by Mothballs June 19, 2003