Twisted Nipple

I know you wanna cry and say it out loud while laughing at the same time. Go ahead.

dad: *listens to twisted sister*
me: TWISTED NIPPLE

by .._your_real_name_.. October 16, 2020

Twisted queef

When your pussy gets fucked so hard it gets twisted and then when you queef the air comes out all wonkey and shit and smells like tuna salad.

Bitch you pussy so twisted and smell I think you twisted queefed.

by Spider queef December 20, 2021

Twisted tires

The art of turning the wheels of your car all the way to prevent tow trucks from towing your vehicle

I was illegally parked so I used the “twisted tires” technique to prevent my car from being towed

by Towtruckwags March 19, 2022

Twisted's Penis

A term referring to a certain gigachad's penis that, when used, will get you the win everytime

Just say "Twisted's Penis", it works everytime

by Twistedge Oke March 5, 2022

Twisted Blasian

Craziest move ever. Shit that you’ll never forget.

Drake: Yo we did the twisted blasian

Rijo: I wish me and my girl did that.

by saghottie42 August 12, 2022

twistedphonk

A retard who makes music (sometimes it's good)

twistedphonk - DONT REMIND ME IM MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS

by phonkzy April 20, 2023

Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire

How the year 2020 might appear when viewed from above.

{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:
01-07-20 {or "2020 07 Jan.", or even "January 07, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my DJI Phantom 3 standard FPV Drone to my website.

by Telephony December 9, 2019