tuna schooner

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.

Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.

by Victory92 June 3, 2017

TugARug

The once very popular childhood Scottish game of removing ill fitting tupes and wigs from the unsuspecting heads of passers by. The little dirty children used to be paid a threaded haypenny by bookmakers who were giving odds on a "ya"or "nay" to rich businessmen. A fight once broke out between a gambler and the local bookie, after odds of 3-1 were reneged upon when a rather feisty child caught a hand full of Mrs McClackered hair... which transpired was her very own and not man made after all. The police were called and after a stewards enquiry it was decided the bet was null and void and the hair was returned to its previous owner.

After a bylaw was passed, tugarug was made illegal everywhere in Scotland except the Outer Hebrides.

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Tangaroa

A tall jacked brown sexy ass nigga

G.O.A.T

Dam Tangaroa is the GOAT

by HugeDickNigga July 3, 2020

Slapping Tuna

The act of making out with a parter, but in such an obnoxious and unskilled manner that it sounds like the partners are pounding two fish together.

Hey, do you hear that? Yeah. It's just Pat and April slapping tuna in the corner like total noobs.

by dougEfresh6 June 10, 2011

tuna spread

The cream that forms around the outside of the vagina and the base of the penis after lengthy, sweaty intercourse. Generally a mixture of semen, female ejaculate, lubrication, spit.

Note: If menstrual blood is mixed in giving it a reddish tint, this is referred to as Manhattan tuna spread.

It's a good thing that Becky licked the tuna spread off my nuts and asshole after I fucked her, because I didn't have time for a shower before class.

by Ill Cyanide October 13, 2010

tuna on rye

A 'tuna on rye' is a play in baseball in which a run scores on a bases loaded walk. As the story goes -- back in the day -- the Yankees were in a tie game going into the bottom of the eighth. The manager at the time, Miller Huggins, called Babe Ruth over just as he was about to step to the plate with the bases loaded and said, "drive in a run here, ill buy ya a cheesesteak". Ruth walked on five pitches, the run scored, and the Yankees went on to win. In the clubhouse afterwards, Ruth went into Huggins office and said, "make it a tuna on rye". And so it began...

Didja catch the Sawks game last night? That queeyah Lackey walked in the winning run, a real tuna on rye.

by DJ Le Renard May 21, 2013

rusty tuna

An alcoholic beverage which consists of one shot of Jack Daniels whiskey, one 12oz Natural Light beer, one ice cube, and a splash of orange juice. The drinker must finish the drink before the ice cube has melted.

Warning: Drinking Rusty Tunas may result in lots of chest hair.

I'll have a Rusty Tuna please.

by Bleach Johnson February 17, 2007