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tuna tini 

Coined by Nick Kroll as a martini made from a can of tuna fish and a splash of vodka. However, it is actually the taste of a severely drunk girl when you go down on her.
I'll have that tuna tini with water not oil because later tonight my girl is going to be wet enough for the both of us.
tuna tini by Senor Giggle February 21, 2011
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Tuna Wombo Combo 

The act of placing tuna fish on your erect penis, as well as any other food you may desire, and preceding to insert the penis, and all of its contents, inside of another humans rectum. You may also put a waffle cone on top of your penis, and proceed to spin it, acting as a drill.
"Yeah, I tuna wombo comboed Carly's ass the other day. Best day of my life"

tuna castle roll 

When you take a dunce hat and you stick it in a woman's vagina, resembling a funnel. Then, you pour in gravy and minced canned cat food and a half cup of milk. Then, leave the funnel in her vagina and go out to your local fishing spot and catch five or six fillet-sized bluegill. Next, go back to the funnel-vagina, whip out a blender, put the bluegill in the blender and blend until there is bluegill gravy. Then you pour the bluegill gravy into the funnel. Make sure all of the liquids have left the funnel into the vaginal cavity and remove the funnel. Let the mixture ferment for three hours. Next, you start to fuck her by sliding your penis in and out so when the penis come out, it makes a sticky sensation and the liquid drips off like saliva off of one's chin. Do this repeatedly until one achieves an orgasm and then stick your nose into her vagina and the smell should smell like tuna casserole.
My friend Larry and his girlfriend just did a tuna castle roll and the whole house reeks.

tuna fleet  

the smell of a whole fleet of tuna when "britney" opens her legs
whats that smell, "tuna fleet"? britney close your legs!tuna fleet tuna fleet tuna fleet
tuna fleet by Vajones February 5, 2009

Tuna Poke 

1. Sexual activity involving the poking, penetration and stimulation of a female's vagina aka Tuna with the fingers, the penis, a dildo, a diddledo or some other object of sexual desire.

2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.
Example 1: Roger couldn't wait to get home from work. His girlfriend was home lying in bed, naked and moist ready for him to give him a good old fashioned Tuna Poke.

Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.
Tuna Poke by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
An excessively obese female. So large that calling her only a tuna is not substantial enough to describe how oversized she is. One big ass bitch.
Damn that bitch is tank, what a tuna boat.
Tuna Boat by BiGMerK215 November 12, 2010