ticket ripper

Someone who's a little off but you cant really put your finger on it. Like the people who rip tickets at movie theaters.

The act of getting stupid drunk and doing dumb things.

Chadd told me to make sure I spell his name with 2 ds. What a ticket ripper.

Oh god I was so drunk last night and such an idiot, I'm such a ticket ripper.

by Lcougs June 18, 2011

meal ticket

is Arfo American slang for a million dollars$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

yo my nigg let me drop this bomb ass track so i can get my ticket yo dig

by d-bezzy May 13, 2005

Sex Tickets

Often a term used to described an action worthy of much praise and congratulations. Often results in rewards of sexual activity, e.g. bjs, rjs.

Ryan Noble pops a tre-flip.
Steve: "SEX TICKETS"

by rondo.macgormak June 29, 2010

A Golden Ticket

When a female gets with a male that uses (Trojan) 'Magnums'. She receives "A Golden Ticket". Magnums are wrapped in a golden wrapper.

Shelly: "How was your date with Doug?"
Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"
Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"

by Bluemelody84 May 21, 2008

Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011

Golden Ticket

A partner's consent to have sex

Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.

by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2011

Shit Tickets

The common house hold tolite paper

I need to buy more shit tickets

by Napleo June 9, 2009