Fix It Ticket

A Fix It Ticket is a citation written that can be corrected, you can correct your violation and take proof to court and the judge will dismiss the citation and you may have to pay a small dismissal fee. (Usually $25.00+)

John Doe was pulled over, the officer asked him for his proof of insurance. John Doe couldn't provide proof, the officer wrote a Fix It Ticket, John Doe got insurance and took proof to court, the judge dismissed his ticket, and he payed a small fee for the dismissal.

by DD-ud August 25, 2016

meal ticket

is Arfo American slang for a million dollars$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

yo my nigg let me drop this bomb ass track so i can get my ticket yo dig

by d-bezzy May 13, 2005

Sex Tickets

Often a term used to described an action worthy of much praise and congratulations. Often results in rewards of sexual activity, e.g. bjs, rjs.

Ryan Noble pops a tre-flip.
Steve: "SEX TICKETS"

by rondo.macgormak June 29, 2010

A Golden Ticket

When a female gets with a male that uses (Trojan) 'Magnums'. She receives "A Golden Ticket". Magnums are wrapped in a golden wrapper.

Shelly: "How was your date with Doug?"
Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"
Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"

by Bluemelody84 May 21, 2008

Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011

Golden Ticket

A partner's consent to have sex

Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.

by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2011

Shit Tickets

The common house hold tolite paper

I need to buy more shit tickets

by Napleo June 9, 2009