throne locked

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.

Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.

by Orionnoir August 7, 2015

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Fat Man's Throne

The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk

John hasn't left his Fat Man's Throne for over 9 weeks

by That High school dictionary May 26, 2022

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Throne Fuck

The act of intentionally revealing plot details and twists to Game Of Thrones to someone who has not yet seen that episode in the series for the purposes of ruining their viewing experience/lives.

Person 1: Dude, Eddard Stark got beheaded!
Person 2: Fuck! I haven't seen that episode yet!?!
Person 1: I know, I totally just throne fucked you!

by Hamdizzle April 12, 2015

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Game of Thrones

"Game of Thrones" usually refers to the loss of social life and istant failure on every aspect of life due to addiction to this goddamn life ruining show.

Also includes a lot of incest.

Friend 1: You should check out that HBO show, Game of Thrones! It's incredible.
---2 episodes later---
Friend 2: It's so good, I cannot stop watching it!
Friend 1: (Yes, my plan was successful. Now I won't suffer alone. I'll see you in hell after you fail all your final exams!)

by Frz Man February 18, 2018

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