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Thor

Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
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Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school
My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.
by Nicher January 30, 2020
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Thor Thunder Nut

When your partner sucks you off so hard that your Semen looks like thunder hitting your partner in her Vaguba.
I Thor Thunder Nutted jessica yesteday, it was pretty nice.
by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019
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thor the god of thunder

by kuljul123 October 3, 2022
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Thor

Thor is a creative guy as well every handsome but can be insecure at times. Thor is smart,loyal, trustworthy and romantic. Thor is a every chill man but when he wants something he'll find ways to get it. Thor is great at getting out of easy and hard situations and acts fast. Thor is every mysteries and is great hiding his saddest and darkest emotions. Thor can look intimidating at times but when talk to he's nice. Tend to listen to Thor because he'll most likely save you from getting in trouble. Most importantly Thor is brave and has a strong mentally.
Wow Thor your awesome.
by Justhreewords November 21, 2021
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Thor

A fat nigga who's very funny yet gets third wheeled often
"Damn he smoochin while that nigga watchin! That dude must be a Thor!"
by Thors bich January 14, 2019
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