The Thicks

Uncontrollable shit that is heavy and thick. The opposite of The Shits.

Damn, I had The Thicks all day yesterday! I think I dropped 10 pounds!

by The Jenz March 6, 2010

crying thick

sobbing so much that thick rivers of tears flow down your cheeks

she's laughing so hard she started crying thick.

after her mother died she started to cry thick.

by Murdoc Stryker February 8, 2012

plenty thick

A women who has a tight yet voluptuous body.

Guy1: Damn, she's phat!

Guy2: Nah man, she's plenty thick.

by nallacm September 19, 2016

slim thicker

More thick than slim thick, kind of almost fat

Her mom is slim thicker than mine.

by joeyandava May 29, 2017

grub it thick

eat alot

Ay homie, im bout to go grub it thick at roscoes.

by so call FrEsHs d porter December 24, 2009

thick as shit

A phrase used to describe an individual with extremely low intelligence. A generally unintelligent person may simply be described as 'thick', however the term 'thick as shit' describes someone who is so dumb that it may be considered reasonable to question if they're mentally retarded. Such people's intelligence is often so low that persons of normal intellect may find it incomprehensible how they can be so stupid.

Someone may be considered/accused of being 'thick as shit' for several reasons, mainly for thinking and acting in ways which most people would obviously recognise as wrong/stupid/flawed/absurd. Unlike people of higher intellect, such people will be unable to realise how hopelessly dumb they really are even after it has been clearly shown to them. These people are unable to understand simple logic and have very poor communication skills.

The term is typically used informally and is commonly used as an insult intended to cause offence.

"He must be thick as shit if he thinks the moon's made of cheese"
"Ha Ha, you're thick as shit!"
"I know someone who ate cyanide because he's thick as shit"
"That person is obviously thick as shit"

by dictionaryman2007 September 11, 2007

thick

thick- applies to a girl who isn't fat or skinny, but is well proportioned and has enough meat on her bones in all the right places, namely thighs, breasts, hips, and the ass area

You're not fat, hun, you're just thick! Men'll like girls like you!

by Katt111 December 18, 2007