turtle suit

Kelvar vest or body armor

GIs often don't want to wear turtle suits because it restricts their moblity and range of motion, but it has proven to have saved hundreds of lives.

by Bill Peters October 12, 2006

monkey suit

A uniform.

Purpose: to create an atmosphere of "uniformity", or, compliance, if you will. E.g. Scrubs: pink = nurses. navy blue = techs (nurses aides, etc), teal green (OMG, surgeons), purple (I, don't know...maybe housekeeping/custodians), let's see, then there is the cafeteria staff.......A monkey suit is a uinform that one wears to work every day. The military does it, sanitary engineers do it...I could go on. Benefit: Does save money on duds.

by trukidlaw August 23, 2009

Jew Suit

Suits that Jewish people used to sell to black people. Known because they are flashy which caused black people to look uneducated and dumb for buying.

"Did you see Michael Irvin on NFL Sunday Morning Countdown?"

"Yeah, but I couldn't pay attention to what he was saying with the coke stains on his Jew Suit. You know he is a sharp dresser. I should go waste my money like him: different suit every Sunday."

"Yeah he should be in church"

by Rizy F. Baby October 1, 2006

cat suit

One piece bodysuit made of leather, lace, fishnet or lycra and extremely sexy when worn by women with good body shapes.

When my GF put on her cat suit, I instantly got a woody.

by xzybit December 17, 2005

birthday suit

means naked, nude
Background from Atlanta, USA

'I won't stop until I get them in their birthday suits'(Ludacris)

by Senasu March 24, 2005

purple suit

Beating the shit out of someone with your dick until their skin turns purple

Joe: I was fucking white girl Jamie and after a massive nut, I pulled my dick out and beat her ass until it turned purple all over.
John: bruh, you gave her a purple suit!

by sicko x April 10, 2015

suited and booted

All dressed up, most likely in a purple suit, purple shoes, purple hat, big shades, rolly bling, bling teeth, and cane.

"Get suited and buited, homey, 'cause we fixin to hit da club and check out da shorties."

by Kevin Brown March 31, 2003