Apple Patch

Facial hair that grows on the adam's apple.

"I should really shave the ol' apple patch. It looks pretty ridiculous"

by ILookLikeAndreTheGiant April 11, 2009

boobie patch

inbetween area between fat peoples boobs that is a smelly black pimply area that is disgusting

Alyssa has a boobie patch.

by aubrey daniels December 11, 2010

Vag Patch

An industry term for a patch used to cover a woman's vagina when filming a nude scene in which ones' private parts should not be showing, as stated by Emmy Rossum on the March 1st, 2011 episode of Conan.

If I have to take off my underwear for this scene I'm going to need you to get me a vag patch

by xroyalrooterx March 02, 2011

patch the snatch

Cover a female crotch with a G-String.

Cops busting a titty bar with bottomless dancers: "Is that pussy I see smiling at me? Come on girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.

by BigD101 August 14, 2007

Patch Job

n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume

The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.

by MTskier October 09, 2010

vabbage patch

a vagina that is unshaved.

Dude, I tried going down her pants, but there was a total vabbage patch!

by harry k. November 25, 2007

Bitch Patch

Tattoo equivalent to tramp stamp but not as slutty looking. Usually also means that the girl is a grade A Bitch.

"Damn check out that girl over there"
"You see that Bitch Patch on her?"
"Yea, what about it?"
"You don't want to mess with her!"

by KHer2 March 30, 2010