HAM

a Hot A$$ Mess; when something is or looks terrible

Her new hair doo is a HAM!

by emjaye1205 November 23, 2010

Ham

a simplified way of stating that something is sweet, cool, rad, or awesome. It is also loosely used for the object known as a 'Conveyor Belt' .

Where'd you get dem Nikes? Damn those are ham!

by tonyrave69696969696 March 24, 2010

HAM

someone that hates azns and does ._. all the time

ham is leet

by ,_, December 11, 2003

HAM

Hard as a Mothfucka. Essentially, being very passionate about something. The term derives from a vernacular of English language known as Ebonics. It was made popular by an American popular artist and international megalomaniac named Kanye West.

Maria goes HAM during her performances

by MadmanBlanco November 27, 2014

ham

Derived from the Adventures of Brindsey and Littany. It is an acronymn for the Hot Adult Males tribe on the deserted islands.

It is used as an adjective in one of two situations:

1.) to describe an extremely attractive man
2.) to describe a very hot and smutty fanfic.

"Ohh, with that emo cut and tight jeans, he's so ham!"

by Synthetikax May 05, 2007

ham

A tasty treat.

Let's eat some ham for dinner!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

ham

Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.

"Billy-Ray's attempt to buy alcohol with a fake i.d. was hampered by his high-pitched voice, his short stature and his ham which, when viewed from a distance of greater than a foot, appeared less like a mustache and more like a slight smear of chocolate milk."

Billy-Ray: "How-do, lovely lady? In addition to this bottle of MD 20/20, I'd like a pack of Lucky Strikes, please."

Cashier: "May I see your i.d. sir?"

Billy-Ray: "Sure thing, doll."

Cashier: "Listen, Magnum P.I., you're not fooling anyone with that pitiful ham! Got Milk? Get the hell outta here before I call the cops!"

by dorianX January 25, 2009