greasy wire

A smooth operator. someone who is well liked by others.

I thought you where a greasy wire, but your nothing but a rusty chain.

by sanchez February 12, 2005

Greasy Chubber

A term derivative from the expansive family tree of chubbers; Curtails possessing particularly greasy features such as skin or hair - often making the one regarding the definition to appear as if they are a nonce. They are also compared to a blue whale due to their obese belly and bad eating habits leading to them contracting Type 2 Faggotry.

"U see that Aaron Felliciano guy, he's a greasy chubber. The other day i caught him getting it up the ass from marcel using the grease from his hair as lube."

by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018

greasy

an adjective usually used to describe a nub of some kind... (usually arrogant and/or assholish)

jonathan heaven riley

"man, what a gresy nige..."

by an admirer April 5, 2003

greasy swingers

a common term for male testicles or balls often used in an office environment and usually in mixed company.

"If they want to order more stationery then they can kiss my greasy swingers!" - Denis

by Paul J H June 10, 2005

Greasy Night

Awkward night... When you are an absolute fuckwit of an MP and misinterpret great night for greasy night.

That MP is having a greasy night, he just publicly shared a letter sent to the police with non existent definitions from urban dictionary.

by Fact Chequer May 6, 2022

Greasy Hands

A skin condition which causes the oil glands to over-produce oils. This can be quite inconvenient when having to shake hands. It also poses quite a problem with using iPod touchs/iPhones because the dried on grease gets caked on the screen.

Person 1 - Hello good sir, how are you?

Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*

Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.

--------------------------Situation 2---------------------------

Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?

Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*

Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?

Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!

by bile2 February 19, 2010

greasy wheel

A pizza.

Yo, let's order a greasy wheel.

by Ivan January 23, 2004