Third City of the UK

Birmingham, officially the gun crime capital of the universe and resembles a large sewer. Birmingham is officially the third city of the United Kingdom and only a Birmingham sewer rat would say otherwise.

Hi! I am from Birmingham, therefore I live in a sewer, oh how I hate the third city of the UK, my own sewer.

Third City of the UK by Professor R Right August 24, 2008

Second City of the UK 

Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.

"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"

Second City of the UK by Professor R Right August 23, 2008

Second City of the UK 

Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.

"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"

Second City of the UK by Professor R Right August 26, 2008

The Biggest Little City in the World 

1.The best town in history:RENO, NV
2.My hometown
3.Home to the largest stage in the world(yawn), at the Hilton
4.Soon to have the largest indoor waterpark in the U.S.(at the Hilton!!)

Yeah, I just tore it up at the Hilton in Reno!
fo real?!
yeah it was kick ass!!!!

The Biggest Little City in the World by chicoblaco June 1, 2005

The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin 

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin by Themesiah February 21, 2024

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City 

A popular meme made from the advertisement for the lego city emergency collection sets.

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City by Butters my Butthole™ February 8, 2020

A man has fallen into the river in lego city 

part of the lego city rescue helicopter commercial

A man has fallen into the river in lego city! H E Y! start the rescue helicopter.

A man has fallen into the river in lego city by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020