coon gang

a gang of entitled white kids who pretend to be thugs, but actually, they all just fuck each other
To Manni's shock, the coon gang was not a real gang.

The coon gang tried to compete but they simply weren't a real gang.
by CoyoteTeaParty February 13, 2019
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Coon dick

Penis bone of a racoon (yes they have bones in their dicks) placed in the outlet of a moonshine still to help the distillate to flow smoothly into the collection vessel.
Stick a coon dick in that spout. It's dribbling like an old man's piss
by BigDood79 October 30, 2017
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coon tails

A hair extension or dyed piece of hair, usually about 5cm wide with horizontal stripes in 2 different colours going down it. Looks a bit like a racoons tail, hence the name.

Scene kids often get them with brown & bleached stripes down the lengths of their scene hair.
"Those fuzzy hats with the coonskin tail look just like Meagle Murder Massacre Brutal Fgt Chaos Brutal's new coon tails!"
by Author is missing. April 28, 2007
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coon's age

A period of time that denotes a long while has elapsed.
Jonny, I haven't see you in a coon's age, How the hell are you?
by Tbone April 22, 2004
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Coon Cup

When no fewer than 3 and no more than 6 people ejaculate into a blender, mix up the serum, use a turkey baster to suck up the sex soup and inject it into the female of their choice. 9 hectic months later the contestants find out who the father of the child is and that man has to keep the child.
Yo dawg! Me and the buddies picked up a hot broad last night! You down for a quick game of coon cup?
by CondomChomper February 17, 2018
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Coon Swing

A wide full fisted punch not nearly a hook, more like using your arm as a rope with a brick on the end. Usually implemented by drunken aboriginals as a form of assault against train station security and old women sleeping in their beds.

Completely ineffective in a real fight, and when successful has little effect on the receiver.
"eh eh eh maht, gut a smoke?, gonna pick me up some coolabah deh, cop, pack-a-winnie blue maht. fuckin got me corroboree down at the centrelink line, wanna coon swing at this police officer maht??"
by Coolabah Deh eh maht July 16, 2008
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