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Terror Dog

A fucking big dog that has horns and hides in peoples fridges. Seen in Ghostbusters (1984).
Fuck!? My face got bit off by a Terror Dog.
by Callum The Wise September 21, 2008
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Terror

Several millennia ago, there existed a fiend, born from the evil of man, who's cryptic form was the very embodiment of darkness. Those who have seen his true form have described him as slender, well over 12 feet tall, with dark skin, a crooked nose, a pitch black cloak made entirely of hate, darkness, and oil, and cackles a laugh that resonates with a force that can bring people to become atheist, lose faith in their government, and even diminish one's sense of pride.

This man... nay, creature, has been at war with humanity since it first set foot into our earthly realm. Time and time again, he would seek out a world leader and personally wage war against him. Thankfully, Terror lacks the ability to manipulate our world with his own hands. He can harm no leader, but no leader can harm terror. So, the leaders who Terror declares war against (most recently George W. Bush) are forced to sit on the sidelines while their soldiers fight against the minions of Terror, in the hope of breaking through their defenses and striking a lethal blow at Terror itself.

Many leaders kept the existence of Terror a secret. Many have been led to believe that Terror is an emotion, that "terrorists" are people (often groups) who make people feel "terrified", and that Terror is in no way a tangible force.

President George W. Bush is the first leader in recent history who felt it important to tell the world the truth, and officially declared his "War on Terror".
Dave: Did you hear that? Bush just declared war on terror! What a dumbass, terror is an emotion! XD

Bob: You're the dumbass! Bush is gonna kick Terror's ass! Terror can't hide from the military, the president already knows he's hiding out somewhere in the middle-east!
by Terror's brother, Nightmare. January 7, 2010
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Adj. Used to describe something that is at once terrible and awesome.
Check this punk mother fucker out. That dude is terror.

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Scary gay flirt. With interchangable hair. And mosher-esque clothes. And no body hair.
"What's with your hair, Terrorbird?"
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<termos> im almost nude now
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Terogonoff

When you whak off into a towell
Ohh man i went to use a towel this morning and one of my roommates totally terogonoffed in it it was all goopyugghhhhh!!!
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Terrorbooking

When somebody gains access to another's Facebook account and commits acts of terrorism and sabotage to their status or information (eg. gender, sexual preferences etc.) Usually changing it to something embarassing and/or derogatory to the person whom created the account, or to something misleading.
Some examples of 'terrorbooking' are:

(account owner's name) has decided to spend his Christmas bonus on that sex change operation that he/she has always wanted!

(account owner's name) felt the baby kick! (Something like this would only be used if the said person was not actually pregnant, leading to a bombardment of questions from their friends about the baby, as well as asking why they hadn't heard about the baby before now, what was the baby's gender, how far along is she, etc.)
by Xombified February 5, 2010
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