Rusty Tent Pole

A rusty tent pole, is a sex position what the male will lick a girls anus to loosen it up. While she takes a laxitive. She then diaria's on the male and he then uses it as lubricant to put it where he chooses.

Best preformed after eating, mexican or chinese.

Josh: My dick still stinks from that rusty tent pole on friday night.

by Mr.Buzz December 14, 2006

throw a tent over that circus

Comment to be made when someone is observed swaying or dancing awkwardly and looking foolish.

Wow, look at that guy move. Someone should throw a tent over that circus.

by kauz381 November 29, 2007

pitching a tent

he pitched a tent when he heard i gave someone a blowjob

boner woody pitching a tent

by Amy Dillbutt October 7, 2007

fun tent

When you have a tent that is filled with luke warm mac n' cheeeeese...yum!

David: I could really use some mac n cheese right about now!
Mandy: Well, why don't you come join me in my fun tent?

Boom!

by Dandy ♥ January 19, 2014

Sticky Tent

The female version of blue balls

Shelley has not had sex in so long, she has a serious case of sticky tent.

by Jeff6971 April 17, 2008

trent tent

when a guy pops a boner while with other guys.
trent is a gay friend of mine

dude, bro, why are u popping a trent tent? u are with a bunch of guys!!!!

by solidsteel October 18, 2008

long pole in the tent

Someone who is delaying the project, and taking too long, causing everyone else time, money and expense.

The Program Manager kept referring to Harry as "The Long Pole in the Tent" - because he never finished his task on time - delaying the whole project - costing the company hundreds of thousands of dollars!

by realgeek March 22, 2011