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toffee on the mace

To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.
"did you pull in that club last night?"

"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"
by ghahfarokhi December 10, 2008
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Teufeled

The act of pushing too hard when passing wind, to the extent that faeces is pushed out
"Oh my god... I just Teufeled my pants"
by Jennerteufeledhispants April 22, 2013
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tiffeney

Tiffeney's are usually very loyal and wear their hearts on their sleeves. They have many acquaintances, but few best friends. A Tiffeney tends to be very emotional, taking everything to heart. She can be easily angered, but slow to react on it. Once someone breaks a Tiffeney's trust, it's usually never gained back. When a Tiffeney loves, she loves with her whole heart!
Always love a Tiffeney, like you'll never love again!
by TiffeneyBL022015 December 21, 2016
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frock toffee

“Frocktoffee”



Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.



E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
"Frock toffee"
by Harrison Lee June 3, 2007
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tffers

Short for Two Floors Up commonly referrred to as Two Floors, Two Floors Up, located on Bourke Street Melbourne Australia. Infamous for it's shit hole club good music, and muzzas
lets hit tffers tonight then revs
by yzy May 13, 2010
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toffee apple

Used to point out two guys that seem/are homosexual.
Stoi-Stoi: Dude, look at Fat John and his friend eat lunch. They look gross.
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!
by hitchhiker April 15, 2008
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Teufel

A) The act of not keeping ones promises.
B) To raise one's expectations only to smash them down in dissapointment.
1.) I was supposed to get new digital cammoes from him, but instead, he pulled a Teufel on me.
2.) Iraq Teufeled the UN in withdrawing from their nuclear weapons program.
by Reggad007 February 24, 2003
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