take my talents to South Beach

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.

Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.

by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

by Mike hock. July 16, 2010

Take it uptop

To lay the smackdown on someone. Usually early.

Yo, his ass was straight wylin' so I had to take it uptop, early! Naa mean?

by Shortytuz November 21, 2004

take it to the body

To Fight, But Not hitting anyone in there face.

Bro you talking all dat shit but you won't take it to the body with me.

by Jeeves Thompson November 18, 2007

take the bullet

To be the designated driver for the nite

Thanks Elena for driving home from the Rancid show last nite! Next show, I'll take the bullet so no one gets a DUI.

by hbsteels November 3, 2008

Taken to the fridge

Originally inspired by the famous "cmon Cranky, take it to the fridge" from the DK Rap, being taken to the fridge mean being defeated or destroyed, similar to getting rekt.

Damn, 10 to nothing? They just got taken to the fridge!

by CrazyMadMan May 5, 2016

take the fade

accept the fight

I will take the fade

by Queen Court Reporter June 20, 2016